Monthly Archives: March 2011

Fatso!

Posted on March 13, 2011

Here is Mamma Biscuit breaking and entering a property on Commercial Street in Provincetown during the off season. Our Lady of Biscuits loves to exercise her canine instincts of smell and this junk yard/front lawn was just ripe for her … Continue reading →

Posted in Just Because . . . | 4 Comments

Happy Birthday Daddy John!

Posted on March 12, 2011

My Daddies are still asleep and I have just slipped out of bed to post this birthday surprise for Daddy John. He’s the taller one who often spoons me at night in bed while I’m facing Daddy Tommy! I want … Continue reading →

Posted in First-person narrative, Holiday | 6 Comments

Our hearts go out to Japan

Posted on March 11, 2011

The Biscuits are shocked and saddened to hear about the 8.9 magnitude earthquake to hit the east coast of Honshu at 2:46 pm local time today—about 6 miles below sea level and 78 miles off the east coast of Japan—it … Continue reading →

Posted in Mother Earth | 2 Comments

Forget Waldo, where’s Mamma?

Posted on March 10, 2011

Who ever points out where Mamma is in this photo first wins a free 8 x 10 glossy photo of your choice of our Lady of Biscuits—signed and paw-stamped for all of you crazy, Mamma-memorabilia collectors out there. These photographs … Continue reading →

Posted in Just Because . . . | 2 Comments

Mamma Versace

Posted on March 9, 2011

Madonna may be Mamma’s first blond ambition but next in line is Donatella Versace. The allure of Donatella is her long, silky, wig-like locks that cascade down her deep-fried, leathery back—the mere sight of her in a backless Atelier gown … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | 10 Comments