Turns 3!


Time flies when you’re having fun and Mamma Biscuit sure knows how to have fun! It seems like just yesterday our little puggie burst onto the blogosphere with her little-engine-that-could blog and since then, she has grown a legion of die-hard fans from all around the globe that check in weekly to see what our gremlin is up to! It’s been three glorious years of entertaining you all with Mamma’s glamorous life with her two Daddies here in NYC and I feel like we’ve just begun. Mamma has had many epic fashionable moments strolling through the bustling streets of NYC as well as the more casual nap-time moments lounging around the Pug Palace—and we loved sharing them both equally! So here we are, three years into documenting Mamma’s life for the whole world to see and I’m still amazed that I’ve been able to keep up with the task. When we started this blog, I thought I would just post a couple of photos of Mamma and never log back on thinking it would conflict with my extensive reality-TV-watching-schedule! Don’t give me the side-eye people, I blame Andy Cohen for the line-up on Bravo along with the Logo Channel for creating RuPaul’s Drag Race—my entire life revolves around such programming and I’m comfortable in my own skin to admit it! Anyway, the real reason why we press on here is because Mamma Biscuit has made our lives so fulfilling, and that sharing her with you all has just been a natural extension of our experience having her as a pet. It also helps to receive such amazing feedback and encouragement from you all—our beloved readers. You guys make the experience of caring for Mamma Biscuit and sharing her story all the more pleasurable! It’s good to know that there are crazy people out there that encourage our shenanigans—after all, Mamma’s a showgirl and a showgirl needs her fans! Oh god, I think Madonna might have said that very same line during her speech when she won the Top Touring Artist Award at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards. I know, it always goes back to the crypt keeper of pop no matter what I may be talking about!

Now on our very first anniversary, we paid homage (with much humor) to the words people typed into their search engines that mistakenly brought them to this blog. To this day, it still amazes me to see how people stumble onto our blog from a simple key word or phrase that has nothing to do with pugs or pets. Although we’ve grown a huge following of people, we continue to grow unique visitors that simply stumble onto our blog while searching for porn—such is life on the internet! Our second year anniversary was all about paying homage to social media sites like Pinterest and all of their members who have fallen in love with our gremlin and have spread the word far and wide about her story and this blog. We can’t thank you enough! It just tickles me silly to type Mamma Biscuit’s name in the search engine on Pinterest and have a complete wallpaper of our images come up from members from around the world. It’s a visual masterpiece to say the least! Now to celebrate our third anniversary of Mamma’s blog, I thought it would be great to highlight fifteen of her most memorable moments in 2013. You all love a good stroll down memory lane, don’t you? GREAT, so come along as we revisit some pretty fucking fantastic moments in the life of Mamma Biscuit in 2013!

For a lip-smacking good time, call on Mamma Biscuit to prance on over to Central Park in September—she’ll show up in a bold-colored knit with a pop art brooch in the shape of lips! Mamma’s artpop can mean anything . . . and quite frankly, any ensemble our pooch puts together is far better than anything Lady Gaga can steal and appropriate as her own!


Who said publishing is a dying industry? Not in Mamma’s world! Intellectual, fashionable and adorable . . . now where can you find an outfitted pug like that?


A safari on the Cape! Mamma sure knows how to turn heads on Commercial Street in Provincetown with this chocolate brown giraffe print frock with blue trim detailing. All in a Summer’s day!


The Plaza Hotel never looked this glamorous! Mamma Biscuit should never have to wait for a bell hop to bring in her Louis Vuitton luggage—especially in this faux-fur coat paired with a diamond brooch straight out of Nan Kempner’s archives!


She was the bitch of the breed at the puppy mill, but now, she’s just the bitch of our hood! Don’t cross her unless your lookin’ to get your weave snatched right off your head!


Jimmy Webb at Trash & Vaudeville holding Mamma Biscuit in a punk dress on St. Mark’s Place is as “Old New York” as it will ever get!


Put some south in your mouth! Mamma Biscuit holding court at Forsyth Park in Savannah, Georgia! How can any gentleman caller resist this Southern peach?


Meet Mamma Biscuit at Bethesda Fountain in Central Park and she’ll show up in Gothic glamour that will leave you gagging!


Accessories, accessories, accessories! A good vintage brooch is hard to find!


Mamma Biscuit as Vivienne Westwood is pure pug-punk-perfection!


Vintage pearls draped on a vintage pug is pure old Hollywood glamour!


There’s no famine of high fashion with Mamma Biscuit in this hot pink trench coat!


Our funny Valentine is so chic in bouclé and pearls!


Lana Del Rey may have Summertime Sadness but Mamma Biscuit is always happy as a clam in her Summertime florals!


And last but not least, Mamma Biscuit serving up early 80’s-East-Village-realness in a Blondie-inspired jersey dress with vintage buttons!


We would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our fans out there for your fanatical love and adoration of Mamma Biscuit for the past 3 years! We intend on making this upcoming year our very best!

Happy 3rd Year Blog Anniversary to our favorite toothless pug on the internet!


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13 Responses to Turns 3!

  1. Tammie says:

    I love Mamma Biscuit! Happy (early) birthday to the pisces diva! Can’t wait to see that birthday dress :)

    Tam from the train ;)

  2. Bethany says:

    That was pure PUGaliciousness!! I’ve died and gone to heaven… but my naked Lola wants to know why she doesn’t have a single brooch to her name.

    • The Biscuits says:

      LOL I’m glad you loved our stroll down the year 2013 memory lane! I too am beside LOL wondering why she doesn’t have a single brooch to call her own! Thanks for the comments and welcome aboard to Mamma’s little corner on the web!

  3. bfish says:

    Congratulations on three years, Mamma and her daddies! I’ve been following since close to the beginning — and you can never post too frequently for me. I love Mamma’s adventures and of course, her drop-dead gorgeous fashion. (Let me add that you’re no slouch in the writing/photography/design areas either.) I’d love to know where you find all of her clothes. Every outfit complements her fluffy plush self so well — does Mamma perchance have her own personal tailor or seamstress?

    (The only thing I would change about your post is near the beginning where you refer to Mamma as your pet; it just sounds kind of impersonal and I think of her as your child and I’m sure you do too! I know it bugs some people with kids to hear us talk about our four-legged “kids” this way, but hey — cliche alert — it is what it is . . . .)

    • The Biscuits says:

      YES, you have been with us from the very beginning and we love all of your commentary! I obtain Mamma’s clothing from really all over the place! Century 21 is a great place for dog clothing at super discounted prices but I love Martha Stewart’s line as well! It also helps to have several pet stores in our neighborhood that employ local pet designers to make clothing for their stores. NYC is great for pet fashion and Mamma Biscuit is very well in the center of that world! Of course, Mamma’s personal stylist and seamstress is ME LOL I’m constantly pulling things in or letting things considering our girl is and in-between-sizes-kind of gal! We consider Mamma Biscuit to be our fur baby but sometimes the word pet slips out of my mouth or shows up while I’m typing out a post here on the blog—but I assure you, there is nothing pet-like about our experiences caring for our little gremlin!
      The Biscuits

      • bfish says:

        Thanks, gentlemen and little lady — I admit to enjoying recounting our various pug and other four-legged friends’ misadventures and quirks! This is such a welcoming and happy blog — a lot of sunshine and rainbows and a bit of raunch every now and then to leaven the sweetness. Keep it up for many years, please!

  4. T-Pup says:

    Mamma is the best thing to hit the Internet since eBay! She brings so much Love to so many around the world. Happy Birthday, You make dreary days cheerful! xxx

  5. Patty says:

    Happy 3rd Blogoversary! Mamma’s blog is one of my favorites that I just have to check out every week to see if she has been up to something new. It makes me so happy to see how far Mamma has come- from that wretched puppymill to the fabulous life she now has with her dads, living it up like the pug diva she is.

    xoxo Patty

    • The Biscuits says:

      LOL Patty! Your message here put a smile on my face, thank you! Mamma Biscuit has plenty of good times to share with you all this year, so stay tuned! xoxo
      The Biscuits!

  6. Lazar says:

    YAY! So glad I came back to your web home(space) to wish you a happy blog birthday!
    MammaBiscuits wrinkled, weird and woried-looking face with that huge tong and all the out-fits you dress her in, have become world wide popular. She is a star! LOL ;)
    Wish you many many more years of beauty and inspiration!

    • The Biscuits says:

      AWWWW, Thanks Lazar for all your support and love for Mamma Biscuit! She is sending you a bunch of pug hugs, kisses and snorts to show her appreciation!
      The Biscuits

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