Her Madgesty takes on Halloween!

Come on girls, do you believe in love? ‘cause Mamma’s got something to say about it, and it goes something like this! Don’t go for second best baby, put your pug to the test, you know, you know you’ve got to—and boy have we put Mamma Biscuit to the test. Our little Fawn Ambition may believe in love and female empowerment but I’m not sure she believes in a proper bra fitting! Can you even believe this cone-bra-corset Mamma is wearing? I know I can’t and I actually made it. In my opinion, Mamma’s cone-breasts can only be described as “torpedo tits”—and that’s putting it lightly! But don’t get it twisted people, like Madonna, Mamma Biscuit can work this corset better than any drag queen out on the NYC circuit looking to pay her rent—and in case you were wondering, I snapped my fingers after writing that line!

Now Mamma realizes how tremendous her chest looks but she decided last minute that she would rather go BIG than go home! It’s this kind of risk-taking that has made Mamma Biscuit the pug Icon she is today. Now about that pony tail of hers, IT’S FIERCE, I’m not going to lie, there’s no scandal or controversy there, just great braiding skills (thank you Pam A.K.A. Buffy for showing me how a simple braid is done.) That braided crown and the right amount of peroxide all conspire to complete Mamma’s Blond Ambition look before she heads out on stage!


So off we go this morning to the Annual Howl-o-ween Dog Parade and Costume Contest in the Sir William’s Dog Run located in Fort Tryon Park. Getting out the front door isn’t going to be easy though, it’s been a very difficult morning to say the least. Mamma Madonna has been bitching and barking up a storm because Tommy had filled her dressing room with several bouquets of hydrangeas (yes, I’m throwing him under the bus, we gays can be vicious at times) and I’ve personally had it out with Miss. M. about her act. I warned her that if she got on stage at the parade and simulated pug masturbation she would be disqualified, possibly arrested and the Biscuit Household would have to endure a major bout of public shame—especially from the Vatican! After she refused to compromise her artistic vision for the parade several times and scratching me on my leg for even suggesting it to begin with, I decided to bring out the big guns—a bag of soft-chew treats. Suddenly Mamma was willing to compromise on her act—take note Freddy DeMann, that’s how you handle the unruly talent!


So after several treats to appease our high-maintenance bitch, we gathered around for a pre show prayer circle. Mamma began her prayer by thanking Curly Tail Pug Rescue for giving her freedom to be as button-pushing and controversial as she wants to be. She thanked her entire crew behind mammabiscuit.com (that would just be me and Tommy really) for bringing her Material Girl antics to the masses. She went on to thank all of her fans from around the world—yes YOU, the readers of this blog. Without your unyielding love and support, none of this would be possible. And Finally, Mamma ended her prayer by cursing the day Lady Gaga arrived onto the pop music scene and for ripping off her entire career. Note to Mother Monster, it’s going to take a lot more than a catchy chorus and an Alexander McQueen ensemble stolen straight out of Björk’s closet to put this bitch in her coffin!


Wish us luck on a great show and Happy Halloween everyone!
Shall we go on a Holiday? Holiday, celebration, come together in every nation!
Love,
Mamma Madonna!

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24 Responses to Her Madgesty takes on Halloween!

  1. Vicki Jane says:

    Georgous!!!! Mammadonna has NEVER looked better!!Now all she needs is a couple of good looking backup dancers minus their shirts!
    Thanks for the great start to my morning!

  2. Ellen Gionta says:

    OMG!!! This is BEYOND belief….I thought last year was good but this certainly beat it! The level of detail is INSANE!!!!

    • The Biscuits says:

      Ellen, I gave birth to this costume!!! LOL I still wish I had revised her cone bra to make it smaller! You just never have enough time LOL We will discuss this further during our next DTC!
      xoxo
      The Biscuits!

  3. Maria Mauro says:

    I want to be part of her Truth or Dare Tour. She looks amazing & you are insane!!! I love you!

    • The Biscuits says:

      LOL Maria! As Warren Beaty said in that flick, “why would she say anything off camera, why even live off camera” YES, Mamma is on “Display” alla Melissa Gorga ;-)
      Happy Halloween!
      xoxo
      The Biscuits

  4. Tova says:

    OMG. I TOTALLY LOVE THIS! Reading it almost brought a tear to my eye. I’m not sure exactly what part that was, but I think it was when it dawned on me how much you clearly love and adore mamma B.
    xox, T.

  5. Adam says:

    Adorable and hysterical!! I love it! Happy Halloween!

  6. Heather says:

    OMG. You guys are too much. I love it. Best dog costume I’ve ever seen. Go Mamma!!!!!
    If Buster only knew what other doggies had to go through for Halloween, he maybe wouldn’t be so miserable.

    His/Our costumes:
    http://drbusterteeth.blogspot.com/2011/10/hold-on-to-your-butts.html

    Happy Halloween!!!!

    • The Biscuits says:

      LOLOL Heather, Buster really channeled his best Dinasaur in his costume! Hooray for Buster!
      Mamma Biscuit worked her best Madge and indeed felt the need to Express herself this Halloween!
      xoxo
      The Biscuits

  7. Jessica says:

    Mama has never looked better! How you got the hair piece to stay on her head is magic! Happy Halloween Biscuits! As usual, you just made my day.

    • The Biscuits says:

      Thank You Jessica! That wig is so easy, just a rubberband that goes under her neck (fairly loose) and the rest just stays firmly on the crown of her head! LOL Dog wigs are an art in my opinion! LOL
      Thanks for the compliments and Happy Halloween!
      xoxo
      The Biscuits

  8. bfish says:

    That costume is really a work of art — you guys and Mamma never disappoint. Hope things have warmed up a bit for the parade/contest!

    • The Biscuits says:

      Thanks so much! Actually, the parade was cancelled, rescheduled and cancelled again….either way, we had fun posting Mamma’s Halloween costume here on her blog!!
      xoxo
      The Biscuits!

  9. Oh my gosh – I LOVE it! I don’t know what else to say but – WOW!! Amazing!! (oh and hugs to Mamma as always!)

    • The Biscuits says:

      Awww Thanks Serena! Although the Howl-o-ween parade was cancelled, rescheduled and cancelled again due to a snowstorm here in NYC (yes you read that right LOL) Mamma Biscuit enjoyed wearing her Madonna Blond Ambition costume for her online friends and family! Ruff Ruff Big hugs to you and Soda!
      xoxo
      The Biscuits

  10. Monia says:

    The only word that comes to mind is FANTABULOUS! ……… and perhaps GORGEOULISCIOUS…………. what else can you say really? And I got to see her in full costume live, so I’m just all round FIBERGLASTED!
    LOVE YOU BISCUITS!
    mxx

    • The Biscuits says:

      Monia, I too was “fiberglasted” once I put Mamma Biscuit in this ensemble! LOLOL Consider yourself VIP that you got to see Miss M. in the flesh, or shall I say fur wearing this iconic look! LOL
      xoxo
      The Biscuits

  11. Hi there, Mamma Biscuit is so adorable and cute!! I was wondering if I may feature her Halloween costume photos on our website. I will link back to this posting as well. Please feel free to email me or just reply here. Our link is below Thank you! :-)

    http://www.funnycutestuff.com/

  12. Kristen says:

    Jean Paul Gaultier couldn’t have done it better!
    It was a pleasure to meet Mamma Biscuit and some of her family yesterday at MooShoes bake sale.
    Delighted to see her wisdom and wardrobe on the blog.
    Bravo!

    k

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