Pug Spill!


Ok Daddy, I get it, you really love that Western shirt on the rack . . . it’s calling out your name, I totally get it! But seriously, did you have to throw all of your bags on the floor (me included) so that you could check it out with both of your hands? Look at me! I look like a crazed batty pug turned upside down—like some kind of tortoise spilling out of my travel bag. I’ve been tossed across the floor alongside that damn umbrella that never opens smoothly all because of a damn button-down shirt! I blame you Urban Outfitters. If you didn’t carry such cool clothes, I’d be sitting upright in my bag like a respectable lady pug! But no, instead I’m here, on the floor, waiting while my Daddy analyzes the snap buttons and the structure of the collar on that shirt! I guess all I can do is just wait so I’ll wait. I’m waiting . . . Hey, you look really funny from this perspective! That mustache of yours looks like it’s growing right out of your nose . . . and just how long ARE your legs? Jesus, you look like a damn redwood straight out of Muir Woods Park from this perspective! Just watch where you step Daddy, I’m resting right on top of your boot and I’m in a vulnerable position right now! Oh, and where’s the little guy? Where’s my other Daddy? Oh wait, here he comes, straight out of the fitting room wearing a snug pair of pants and a cute t-shirt. Looks like these two knuckle-heads will be carrying on for a while and I’m stuck here on the floor!


I suppose if I just sit quietly and patiently for these two to finish their shopping, they’ll reward me with a soft-chew peanut butter treat. They better give me something edible otherwise when we get home, I’ll pee on the rug!


Any minute now . . . .


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12 Responses to Pug Spill!

  1. Daina says:

    As always, your post made my day. I find myself always laughing out loud as I read your posts, which can be a problem when I am sneaking in a little reading time at work! Mamma and I have the same taste… I think I would lay on the floor, too, if I knew a PB treat was coming my way! I hope you guys are having a great week!

    • The Biscuits says:

      LOL Daina!
      Sometimes you just have to laugh out loud! I do it all the time in my art department here at work and then everyone crowds around my desk to see what I was laughing about! I totally agree with you, I would stand on my head if I knew I had a Reese’s Pieces Peanut Butter Cup waiting for me after a few minutes! We are having a great week and can’t wait for the weekend for some quality Mamma Biscuit time! I hope all is well with you guys as well.

  2. Candy says:

    Mamma looks good in any direction! Her ears look super soft :)

  3. T-Pup says:

    Mammas fallin’ and she can’t get up! Give her a peanut butter treat chew NOW, Daddy!

  4. tr4velgeek says:

    Hahahaha.. Mamma is hilarious as always. I am a big fan !
    Did you get your treat? or you ended up peeing on the rug?

    • The Biscuits says:

      Welcome! Yes, Mamma did get many treats after sitting on her back entertaining us while we were shopping! She made out really well and at the end of the day, my rug remained dry! ;-)

  5. Patty says:

    Mamma, I can’t believe your dads had the absolute NERVE to let you lay all strewn about that way!! LOL! Even though you look absolutely adorable! and I’m sure there were many treats involved!

    xoxo Patty
    p.s. just kidding dads!

    • The Biscuits says:

      LOL Patty! Mamma Biscuit gets a plethora of soft chew treats for simply breathing, so you know she made out like a bandit after waiting patiently for us to finish shopping!!

  6. Mamma you are tooo funny! Love you!!! xoxo~ Gretta Rose de Pug

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